What's With Global Warming or Climate Change?

First of all, let me say that I don't buy into the whole global warming thing. Neither do it's standard bearers either it seems, since they've changed it to the ambiguous "climate change". If we're not warming, then are we just to running madly about, pulling our hair and moaning?

So What Exactly is the Environmental Change?

According to the BBC, over the course of the past eleven years, we haven't been warming at all. Quite the opposite. During that period of time, the Pacific ocean has been steadily cooling. This year we've experienced the weakest hurricane season in a long time. (Thank you, thank you!)

And of course it's a fact that it takes warm water to make a hurricane.

Before I get totally flamed, let me say that I do believe humans directly affect the earth, the climate, and the environment. What I don't believe is that our effect is even minutely comparable to natural events like volcanic activity and bovine flatulence.

At the end of the day, the climate change movement is a left-leaning political and a right-wing economic movement. On the one hand, implementing all the legislation to regulate activity such as the automotive and construction sectors is a means to give big government and international influences more control over our daily lives.

On the other hand, hypocrites like the deplorable and pathetic Al Gore lean to the left in the public eye, but end up raking in the money from trading carbon units. And have you seen how much electricity his mansion consumes? Or how much fuel his private jet burns. Can't fly coach while you lecture us, Al? Put up or shut up.

The masses of true believers mean well, but have been swayed by both junk science and heavily edited studies. And you thought the 60s was the decade of the big kumbaya? You ain't seen nothing yet!